I can't imagine the eyes of a thing so frequently staring into a computer screen are anything but sunken and dead. When the eyes adjust to the obsession and juvenile dependency for white static as a form of comfort and delusion soothing sense of connecting with the outside world you may consider inserting spoons into your eye sockets and scooping out those dead things that bulge from the concave mass on your shoulders. Re-evaluate your so called hobbies and favorite past times if you're concerned with eyes. Good luck to you! Post an updated report of your progress for feedback and suggestions.
Ps eat carrots